I give you a list of commandments to live by for the rest of your life. If you want to be my gooner slave, you have to follow a couple of rules. Of course these commandments are within reason, I only want you to be completely porn sick. Some of these rules will require your phone and PC so make sure you have access to both of those. You are such a bad catholic it is time you officially abandon the commandments you couldn’t follow. You want to be my gooner slave instead of wasting your life listening to the same ten gospels over and over. Give up your old commandments and be grateful you get to adopt mine, gooner. I do more than give you a jerking schedule, I give your pathetic life a purpose.