In my pretty white dress, I confront you about the fact you've been falling behind on your part of the chores. I got a cute sparkly star shaped equestrian tool as well as a classic wooden utensil and my hand to teach you a lesson. Placing you over my knee and at times making you get on your hands and knees, I remind you this is for your own good. I give you plenty of swats, reminding you that marriage is a union and that means equality. If it's not equal housework, it's not really the relationship we agreed to. You told me you needed these punishments to stay motivated when you slack, so I'm upholding my end of the bargain. Darling, don't make me keep spanking because you keep forgetting.