You have an itty bitty teeny weenie polka dot dickie. That is after finish drawing with a Sharpie all over your tiny little pecker. Your dick is my canvas and I am going to draw little polka dots, smiley faces, and stars all over it. Then I'll work on pushing it in. Like it's a little button and as I press it in, it goes inward making itself into a vagina. Make no mistake the only thing your dick is good for is my entertainment.