I just finished a long night of dancing on stage and fuck am I sweaty! My deodorant must have given out about 45 minutes ago…and I know how eager you are for a sniff of my supreme stench! I tease you with my armpits, encouraging you to inhale deeply. But that’s not all that’s sweaty and smelly! I allow you the privilege of smelling my musty ass, shaking and clapping my ass nice and close for you to get full wafts of my stench. I’m not quite done humiliating you though. Seeing how you’re driven wild by something so disgusting, I decide to remove my pink doc martin canvas sneakers and shove them in your face! My feet are so sweaty and it smells so terrible - I just can’t believe how hard it gets you. What a pathetic creature. Alternating between my sneakers and my neon yellow socks, I’m amused by how aroused you are by my supreme stench. Inhale deeply…that’s right. Being close enough to smell me, especially at my ripest, is a privilege - and I’ll make you earn every bit of it!