Well, well, well, I'm glad you've finally shown up for a very important meeting with Me, your Boss! Your performance has been so poor, I'm so disappointed in you... I've written you up several times, we've talked with HR... We've been through all the regular disciplinary actions, none have worked on you. This is your last chance for redemption... Welcome, to My special discipline room... See all these tools of pain I have on My wall?? Which should I use on you? Ah, a classic! A wooden paddle! I'm going to put you over My knee and spank you until your ass is bright red! It's the spanking or a very dismal severence package- your pick... Of course, you pick over My knee. I warm you up with gentle strokes and then get harder and harder... This is just the beginning, if this doesn't sort you out- know that I will have to go much much harder on you!!
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