I've been having fun with you for a while now, but there's one thing I can't stand: your wife. I'm a jealous mistress and I want you all to myself. I've decided to give you an ultimatum and you're going to have to choose: your pathetic marriage or my delicious feet. I'm going to do everything I can to make you realize that your love life isn't worth much compared to my gorgeous toes. I know it in advance: you're going to say yes to my feet, you're definitely too weak to do without them.