I'm so sick you you criticizing me for my food and beverage choices! I'm going to do what ever I want. In fact, I'm going to down this whole soda and burp right in your face! Deal with it. You're going to stand there and take it as I rip massive belches. This is what you get! Rude or not, I'm going to teach you a serious lesson. My stomach is so bloated chugging this, I hope you know this is going to be really intense! Get ready to take my biggest burps right in your face in this pov annoyed girlfriend fantasy.