You are home from college for the summer and stop by the house looking for your best friend. You find me alone instead, wearing next to nothing in the intense heat. I invite you in for some iced tea and can’t help but notice how much you have grown and….filled out, and how much of a man you are now. When you tell me that you aren’t having luck with girls at school, I decide to put all my wisdom and experience to use and teach you just how to take matters into your own hands. All you need to do is listen to the sound of my voice and do what I say like the good boy I know that you are. I’m going to take good care of you sweetie, just relax. *AUDIO ONLY*