We’ve been friends for years now and I’ve always noticed you checking me out. I bet you’ve wondered what it’d be like to be My man, to be able to please and satisfy Me in ways other men do. You want me so bad but it’s way more fun to reject you because you’re the biggest nerdy loser I’ve ever met, and you definitely don’t deserve someone as perfect as Me. I instruct you to stroke your tiny dick once you get home from hanging out with Me, and edge your entire night away. I may not be your girl, but I do own your dick and you’ll do exactly as I say.