Loser Funded Vacay Pay up, loser. I am on an expensive vacay while you work hard to pay for this for me... as it should be, obvi! And I have spared no expense... I mean, you do want me to have everything I want, right? Of course. Whatever it costs, however much it hurts... none of that is my problem. Instead of worrying about costs, you should be focusing on my happiness... and whatever the fuck happens, happens! Now, get back to work... I have another week to relax on your dime