What's hotter than a summer vacation hook up with the hottest girl on the beach? You noticed me looking at you a few times and decided to try your shot. You really thought you'd fuck me a few times, have the best sex of our lives, and then never see me again, huh? What you weren't expecting was that it was all a ploy to completely humiliate you. Yeah, my friends & I were looking at you.. but not for the reasons you thought we were. We actually noticed you were the ugliest, biggest loser on the beach. You just reek desperation and small dick energy. We actually have a bet to see how SMALL it really is. So take it out and prove me right. PLEASE NOTE: Filmed in 2019 and doesn’t show face. Clip has slight audio quality issues.