Being so desperate and lonely, you decide you're going to try your luck at tinder, but you have been using it irresponsibly and haven't been truthful. You're a catfish, that's for sure. Probably because you KNOW women like me would NEVER go out with you, but here we are. Shouldn't you know better? I agreed to meet you for dinner and I am completely appalled at you. What a joke! you're ugly, fat, pathetic, inferior, short....and totally NOT what I expected. I got all dressed up and I am so disappointed, however I am going to still benefit off of this situation, using your wallet for my meal and inviting one of my REAL boyfriends to join me, as you beg beneath the table for scraps and pay the bill! Rejection is a common theme for you.... I don't know WHAT you could have possibly been thinking!