I’ve discovered a new diet that requires Me to eat only meat. Why don’t you help Me out and join Me in this unique diet? They say you’re more likely to be successful at something if you’re doing it with someone else! I need big, hearty meals to keep Me satisfied. At first this may cause some bloating but it is well worth it. The results of an all meat diet can do amazing things for the body! Unfortunately, this diet is only for Me. All you are is the first meal. There’s not much you can do to resist Me. Besides, you’ve already agreed to it. Relax so that I may swallow you whole. This is the best way to do it according to the diet. All your nutrients compacted in My stomach will allow for slow, drawn out digestion. I’ll be full for days! I wonder how it will feel for you as you’re churning inside My bulging gut knowing that you let your step-sister digest you and absorb you.