**PLEASE NOTE — This was a custom order so I do say the name Conner in this video” Were used to be best friends, but lost touch. We haven’t seen each other in years and decided to finally hang out. I ask you about your love life and sex life and it turns out that you haven’t had any luck lately. I tell you how much I’ve liked you over the years, and if you would have asked me to have sex then I would have said yes in an instant. You agree to have sex with me but wait! I have a surprise that will really turn you on… I put on my elf ears for you. I know how much you always had a thing for elves. So fuck me. Fuck your best friend, dressed as an elf.