Look at yourself. Close up. Desperate enough to hump your bed or a pillow. You are ridiculous and pathetic, but you must know that by now. Hump it virgin. Hump hump hump. It's all you'll ever do to get off. Nobody wants to fuck you. No pussy for you either. Just a stupid humping virgin with a useless dicklet. I use a blue yeti microphone and an Ultra-HD 1080p camera to film with.