You’re obsessed with porn. You spend almost all your time stroking it, gooning into the morning with the screen pressed against your face. And by the looks of what’s in your pants, you’re a virgin! What a surprise (not). You’re pussy free and always will be. Only real men get to fuck pussy, the kind of men I shoot my porn with. I demand you to stay pussy free forever and only stroke to porn like the loser you are.