Hey, babe. I've been thinking, and I've concluded that our relationship isn't really working for me anymore. Honestly, I can't imagine why I gave you a chance in the first place; you can't satisfy me sexually with that sad little worm you call a dick, and your overall air of pathetic loser just isn't what I deserve in a boyfriend. I know how devoted you are to me, though. I intend to use that to my advantage. Don't think of this as a breakup, bitch. Think of it as a demotion. Instead of my boyfriend, you get to be my slave! My maid, my errand bitch, my chauffeur, my cuck, and, of course, my wallet. You were already so good at making sure I never spent a single dollar of my own money, I don't see any reason for that to change! How does that sound? The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.