Welcome to our first session. Simply lean back and relax, trust me. You made the right choice. I’m going to help you. I know exactly what you need. Just sit back and enjoy this new experimental approach to counseling. Yes, take your pants off and stroke for me. Gooning for me, giving in. Slowly gooning harder. Slowly having your mind wiped and being turned into a gooner by your counselor. I use a blue yeti microphone and an Ultra-HD 1080p camera to film with.