at this point, there is no denying the fact that your partner isn't really doing it for you anymore. even if they are... here you are. it's okay, don't feel shamed. be happy, feel ecstatic that you've found someone far much better than them! there are a million and one reasons why you should cheat on her with Me with one of the main reasons being that you simply cannot get enough of being with someone so much younger, seductive, and triggering than she could ever be.