Your sex life is a joke and your shrimpy little dick is the punchline. No one would ever want your dick and even if they did, its not like they would even be able to feel it. It's soooooo small! Hot girls like me only like big, thick, juicy cock. I'd never even spit on yours! So gross. I make sure to show you just how much smaller you are than my standard by measuring up to the inch and comparing you.