Sir David, owner of the Polo club, and Zoe Page, the team's captain, are furious with me for my high handed ways with humans and ponies alike! They call me in to teach me a lesson in attitude adjustment, involving a humiliating over-the-knee spanking, a belt-whipping, a fully-nude riding crop punishment and a strapping in the saddle! I've never been so humiliated in my entire life!