A single woman arrives home after being maid of honor at her sisters wedding. She's visably upset but convincing herself she is fine. Who cares that my little sister just married my highschool sweetheart because she couldnt use birth control properly? I will be surprised if they last 6months, he cheated on me with her and her dumb ass married him. Way to go sis. Super smart. The only thing I miss about him was the way he ate my pussy anyhow... and his smell. Go through an interestingly emotional ride as she watches Talledega Nights, stuffs her face with pizza and Mountain Dew, burps, blows her nose, laughs to loud, obnoxiusly repeats lines to the movie, shiz talks their union, masturbates, and rubs her bloated belly before she calls her bestie back and is convinced to go out for the night and get laid. It takes you behind the scenes of how a crazy redheaded redneck woman processes her trauma through denial, over eatting, and fucking herself. Come along for this wildly disgusting and perverse ride as she burps, bitches, and convinces herself she is better off alone so she can at least fuck anyone and everyone she pleases. Who needs marriage anyhow?