What are you doing? You are supposed to be outside playing! I’m just cleaning up your room. What’s the problem? Oh, I see, it looks like you have a boner. Oh I’m just laughing because that’s a big boy’s problem. You’ll have to do something to get it to fit in your pants again. But you can only do this at home with your nanny’s supervision, do you understand? I will show you how to rub and tug your peepee until it feels all better!