The money in your bank account is not yours, even though you claim it is. Oh, don't worry; I’ll help you accept that fact–I'll even be kind and use your weakness for My oily tits against you. I'll get you to gaze adoringly at My huge tits whilst your mind becomes blissfully blank and malleable. As you stare at the oil as it drips down My cleavage, as you repeat your money mantras, you will slowly, but surely, give Me what's mine. You see, I consider your bank account to be My temporary account, and once you click send, all will be right with the world as I once again take what is rightfully mine. You will feel relieved and content knowing I have possession of your hard-earned money. This will be the start of a beautiful, long-term financial relationship.