No one dresses up for you like this. Why would they? You're a beta male loser, and you don't have a sex life. I feel kind of sorry for you, so I'm inviting you to share in mine. After all, I'm having enough sex for the both of us, and living vicariously through MY romps and sexual adventures, is going to be more satisfying than the mediocre lay you could ever hope to achieve in your wildest dreams. Embrace your position cucky; at the foot of my bed, watching a stud take what you'll never have...