Things at the office are going well except for my pain in the ass manager. Today she requested an interview with you, my boss, to speak ill of me. She says I don't do s**it in the office and you summoned me to settle this once and for all. I'm sure you'll like my proposal... She and I will FIGHT in ARMWRESTLING in front of you! If I win, I'll take her place in charge; If I lose, I will leave this office.