Look here, Hubby, all your suspicions are true: I AM cheating on you. I've found myself a new lover that truly satisfies me in bed. She makes me cum over and over and over on this big strap-on. That's right, I said *she*! My new lover is a woman! And her dick is right here, and it never goes soft or cums too early. She and I can go on for hours just making each other cum again and again and again. You could never hope to compare! You haven't satisfied me in who knows how long, and now you never will again. In fact, my new lesbian lover is moving in. She and I will be taking the master bedroom and you'll be down in the basement in a pet crate, where a little cuck like you belongs. Maybe if you're very good, I'll let you up into the bedroom to watch her fuck me with this enormous dick one day...