We've been friends for so long, but I've been keeping you in the friendzone, and am finally ready to deal with the fact that you're in unrequited lust with me; hard. I invite you over to my place, but this time, I'm all dressed up. I'm in stockings, garters, high heels, and a satin robe. You're hornier than ever. I tell you that I know that you want me, but admit that I'm just not into you the same way. I'm willing to fuck you, but just one time. One plain, vanilla, pity fuck. Right here, right now. It's technically what you've always wanted, right? And you'd be a fool to resist, as I strip off and dirty talk to you, teasing you about all the things I'm going to do to you. Except I offer an alternative. If you give up fucking me tonight, I'll let you be my cuckold forever. You'll never have me, but you'll be as close as you could wish...and as close as deep down you know you deserve...