NEW SERIES ALERT! You’re going to love this one for many reasons gooner but the biggest one being it’s never ending. That’s right, it’s not going to be one or two parts, this series is going to bring you back here every two weeks for another session until eventually you’ll be able to pile them all up, and spend entire days, entire weekends, entire weeks GOONING. You’ll forget what time it is, what day it is. You’ll forget everything except for the only thing that matters, gooning to Goddess Alissa. It is the only thing that brings you true happiness and pleasure and so you will happily dive right in while I penetrate those last 4 brain cells with my goon fuel. This is the start to something amazing, week one of your new life. COLLECT THEM ALL and be My BIGGEST GOONER!