I don't really know why you're still tormenting yourself with pathetic vanilla dates. You know they aren't going to sate you like I do. I suppose there's a slim chance that the woman you've lied to enough from Bumble to be interested in you might strap on a dildo and peg you into oblivion whilst humiliating your cock after dinner, but it's more likely that she's going to want to watch a movie & snuggle...leaving you desperately trying to find time in your boring relationship to sneak away and fuck your hand to me. So, let's screw over your dating life, by having you financially incapable of going out tonight, this weekend, whenever. You're going to blow your date 'budget' on me. Edging out date-related tributes from you as you stroke to me in my hot lingerie, you're going to pay for MY date today instead, and then make your excuses to whatever poor woman has been saved from going out with you, stay inside, and stroke to me.