You've been going behind her back with me for how long, now? That's right, YEARS... literal years of lying to her, cheating with me, giving all kinds of lame excuses as to why you still bother with her. I always laugh SO HARD when you use that one ridiculous phrase with her... "it's okay, you have a nice personality"- you might as well just call her ugly straight her face. But the truth is, you're just blowing hot air up her ass, because she doesn't even have that. You constantly tell me how toxic and annoying she is, right after you finish telling me how much hotter I am... and how much better I am in bed. You're staying with her because you feel bad for her, don't you? You pity her, because she's such a loser. But she couldn't domme her way out of a paper bag... so you come to see me. You don't have feelings for her anymore... so you come to see me. It's ludicrously hard to cum when you're with her... so you see me, who can finish you off in any position, in seconds, if I so choose. My innate superiority is beyond obvious. She probably already knows that we're a thing, but she's so laughably pathetic and self-loathing that she keeps emotionally hanging on, like the unwanted loser that she is, because she's completely unable to find another man. Maybe that's why you're letting her hang onto you like a useless barnacle. But it's okay, I know you're too nice to let her go right now... we can just keep rawdogging behind her back, cucking that ugly, pitiful, annoying old hag at every available opportunity. I know that she's really gross and hard to tolerate... so I'll be here for as long as you need me, ready to make life worth fun and worth living, as you prepare to make the announcement and leave for good. But I want you to take a fun little first step... there's a certain symbol of commitment that we're going to use for target practice when you cum. And this time... you're leaving it out for her to find somewhere.