Haha want some eggs for breakfast?! Well you will have to settle for my STINKY eggy smelling gassy ass instead! Combined with the scents of my candel and tea WOW what a treat LMAO! I talk about some of the different types of farts I have and there SMELL too! The ending you even get a burp haha comen out both ends lol! If you are not a gas man yet you WILL be by the time I am done with you! Trust me haha! Tags- farting, farts, ass sniffing, ass smelling, gas, gassy, assy, big butt, big ass, big booty, huge ass, huge butt, huge booty, monster booty, pawg, monster, giant, tall, smelly, stinky, leggings, kitchen, tea time, morning, milf, mature, foot fetish, soles, long toes, big feet, toe wiggling, asshole, ass spreading.housewifes, housewives,