Oh for God's sake darling, why are you wearing my clothes? Never mind, I don't CARE. What I care about is that you've been cheating on me with men! And you've not even been Topping, for goodness' sake! You've been being FUCKED IN THE ASS! Jesus!!! Well, if that's what you want, I'm more than happy to provide it! I bought a strap-on specially. Let me take off my suit, and get into the strap-on. If only I'd have known you'd wanted this all along! I'm going to rent you out to men, darling!P