Now that we’re heading home form the doctor’s office after getting that insane atomic wedgie finally removed, why don’t you tell mommy what exactly happened! Oh wow… It was the wrestling captain and he did it in front of your crush?? Oh, you poor thing! Don’t worry, mommy will fix this, I’ll just have to have a heart to heart sit down with the bully and his parents. Oh no, the nurse doesn’t know what she is talking about, you don’t need to change your tighty whities or your nerdy outfits at all! Your dad was a nerd too, and look how successful he is! Recorded on a Blue Yeti Microphone - AUDIO ONLY