Gooning has taken over your life, you’re addicted to stroking, gooning and drooling over me and my perfect curves. You already knew this, I’m just reaffirming. THIS is where you belong. Everyone else in your life doesn’t understand, they wouldn’t understand. Everyone else would judge you for being a chronic masturbator, but they don’t know you like I do. They don’t know how much pleasure and happiness gooning brings you. They don’t understand how good it feels to stroke for me. They’ll never understand the feeling of racing home to me, leaving all the stress of the day behind, pumping your cock and getting lost in the goonhole. Gooning is irreplaceable. I am irreplaceable. Gooning needs to come before EVERYTHING. Work, friends, her, nothing has ever had such a hold on you an so it’s time to erase everything else. Replace everything else with GOONING!