We're on a date, and it's been going really well. You're going to get laid. But when just when you're about to penetrate me, I stop you - "that's the wrong hole!" Literally. I've been brought up strictly by my parents to be their "anal only"-daughter. This means I'm only allowed to feel pleasure in my ass. Is that a problem? Didn't think so, anal is so much better anyways. And so are women who know their place.