What gives?! We matched like three days ago and we’ve been messaging non-stop, but now that it comes time to actually go on a date you ghost me? Yeah, I’m not having any of that. How did I get in? don’t worry about it, what you should be worrying about is what is going to happen now that I’m here. You talked a BIG game in all those messages, and since you ghosted me, we’re going to do ALL of it! You know what I think the most embarrassing thing of all is? The most embarrassing string of messages that you sent, all of those diaper fantasizes, please goddess diaper me, please goddess humiliate me!