I just got off the phone with corporate and found out my office is under performing as a result of YOU not completing your work. I logged into the system and checked your computer history. I can see everything you have actually been doing rather than your work and now you have to pay with some corporal punishment. Funny you think I'm going to spank you. No I'm not touching you...this time. Take my leather paddle and follow my instructions. I want that ass as red as my suit.