All that money sitting pretty in your account...and you did absolutely nothing to deserve it except happen to be born into generational wealth. Does that cause you guilt? Does looking at that number stress you out, feeling the responsibility it holds? I have the perfect solution: Send it all to Me. You don't need it anyway. No doubt that through the power of privilege and connections, you're all set for a financially lucrative career. You're sure to make it all back in quick order. Obey My curves, My beauty, My cruelty. Let the snaps of My greedy, far-more-deserving fingers trigger you into sending: $100, then $200, then $400...drops in the bucket to you, hm? But I promise, the doubling game will go on long enough to make it hurt. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.