You’re not a man, you’re a pet. No better than a mutt in need of training. You’re constantly drooling, humping, and eager to be called a “good boy”. It’s about time you find an owner, one that’ll turn you into an obedient bitch that’ll have you begging for more. Come play w/ me and listen closely to my commands all while I have you on a leash and aching in a tight little cage for me. Be consumed by my beauty and entranced with every bark and ball bust.