As the title suggests, you're a fucking premie loser. Wondering why Women won't fuck you? It's because you cum too quick. Minutes on a good day, seconds on any other day. You can't let Women enjoy themselves before your balls start tightening up. It's pathetic. You can't even watch porn or read a book on anatomy-- you get too excited and cream your pants. It's funny that your brain is wired so weird; how you spill your gooner gunk at the slightest bit of activity. You're going to pay for ever Woman you've disappointed. With My bratty charms, I berate you and tell you how to masturbate. You're going to stroke, pump, jerk, pull, tug, and yank until your cock blows chunks. After that, I humiliate you with a grueling CEI task not recommended for those with weak stomachs. This is what you get for being a premature ejaculator. Only stupid fucks (like you) deserve erectile dysfunction. And there's nothing you can do about it, LOSER!