"Date Self-Sabotage”. You have a date with a real woman soon. Yeah “real”, haha, surreeeeee. I will have to prepare you for the role. I have a series of tasks for you to complete for the next 6 days. On the first day you will be locking that cock in a cage. You will need to film yourself doing each of these things every day. You will need a few other items as well such as a pig nose, a dog costume, a toilet brush, and a marker. You will be showcasing these little videos to your date and I’m curious to know what she will think?