Worship my ass while I relax and ignore you. I make you do this all the time, but today I'm feeling SO gassy... I'm TRYING not to fart, but I keep ripping the BIGGEST ones right in your face hahah. It's too bad that you HAVE to kiss my ass when I'm extremely gassy. They stink so bad and they're going right up your nose. Breathe it in. Kiss my ass. Right after each fart I tell you that I won't do it again, but I just keep going and keep giggling hahahah.