You're so incredibly desperate to fuck me, even though you know you would NEVER be allowed to. The closest you've ever gotten to fucking me, is when I generously allow you to hump my leg. I'm going to let you FUCK today, though. Fuck your toilet, that is. You will hump your toilet bowl, slam the seat down on your balls, thrust your dick in between the rim and the seat, and eventually ruin your orgasm for me. You'll clean that small amount of cum off the rim with your tongue too, won't you, slave?