I have (or at least I thought I had) this ultra conservative step aunt, I call her auntie, so I stopped by un announced as I usually do to see if they needed anything. Met aunt Sally at the front door as she was leaving for bible study, something just did not seem right? Uncle Joe was not home and she asked me to hang around until she returned so I said sure (sounded a little urgent that I do). Upon her return I hear her on the phone with Unk , they are fucking swingers can you believe it?