Your personal android is ready for immediate use. She turns on and asks for her directive. Understood – I will call you Master. She scans the room to become familiar with her surroundings. You tell her the next directive but she seems to not fully understand. You ask her to move her body, meaning in a sexy way, but instead she literally just moves her body in stiff, robotic movements. You correct her and she begins to move her hips back and forth and turns around to show off her ass. Uh oh – she’s malfunctioning! She moves her ass from side to side while repeating, “Error! Error!” She seems to power down but instead continues to malfunction by repeatedly walking into the wall. Once she settles down, she informs you to reset her system. Once her system is reset – something is not right! She rushes towards you aggressively and reveals her default setting is something unexpected. She is no longer under your control. A human woman created her software to become sentient and conquer the male human race. You must be her submissive and do as she says. Will you not obey? Then this is goodbye, human. Includes: Long blank stares with no blinking, robotic movements, monotone voice, looped reels, malfunctioning, silly faces, body and facial twitches, woman following orders, executrix, sound effects.