Oh babe, I’ve seen all that porn you’ve been watching on your internet history and we need to have a serious talk about it. See, I’m very open minded and am down to try most things. But I just don’t have a cock for you to suck, so why don’t we open up our relationship a bit? I want to see you suck, fuck and become gay for me. You’re gonna be my faggot boyfriend from now on aren’t you?