You've always stared and made comments about how I look while my best friend wasn't around. I let it go, even though you married her. You're a married man constantly trying to make a pass at me. Today is the day where I put my foot down. Im not telling her, don't worry, but it will cost you big time. You will pay me whenever I want, however much I want and I'll never tell her. If you don't... well, I give you a few reasons why you shouldn't even consider it. You make enough money to pay me off and give her the best life she could ever ask for, so don't fuck this up. You'll have a hard time finding another woman willing to put up with your garbage...