Nerds Get revenge series Set up: You are seated with your soles facing the camera. You have a blanket over you with your feet sticking out to give the illusion of being in bed.  Wardrobe: Button up shirt, sweater tied around the neck (yes, she even wears that to bed!), black pants. Storyline: You start with the blanket over you so that just your bare soles are visible. You are having sex with your Honey Buns. Your toes wiggle and flex as you call out "Oh, Honey Buns! Oh, Muffin! Oh, Snookums!" And...he's done. You emerge from under the blanket, but keep it on you as if you are in bed, soles out. Even though he is lousy in bed, you talk about how amazing he is to inflate his ego. You tell him how that was the most incredible twelveseconds of your life! You talk about how he is a real man, that he is NOT a sissy! You love the way he wears his fraternity sweater to bed. You think it's hot that he shouts the name of his fraternity when he climaxes. He is a handsome, brave, smart, virile man! And you love his intense, all consuming foot fetish. The way he plays This Little Piggy on you for foreplay is so romantic! You tell him you know that it's been hard on him, battling these nerds who have humiliated him time and again. Those nerds are a threat to your way of life! You know that he's going to end up defeating them because he's a real man! He'll be a campus hero to all the preppies! He's gallantly defending your honor! Someday, he'll get his manhood back and be able to last longer than he ever has before, 15 seconds! What's that? He wants to go again to prove his manhood? Oh, you stallion! Oh yes, do This Little Piggy on me! This little piggy went to market, this little piggy hates nerds, this little piggy ate some cream pies...You pull the covers back up, and your feet wiggle and squirm in pleasure. "Oh, Honey Buns! Oh, Muffin! OH Snookums!" And...he's done again. "Oh, no. Oh, Honey Buns. Don't worry, we'll get your manhood back someday, I just know it!"