You know those kind of ugly/weird looking, broke guys with no prospects who sometimes hook up with really hot girls? Losers with good stroke game? Guys with big dick energy? Even they are better than you. I've humiliated you for a lot of things in our time together, but what if none of them really hit home? Maybe you're a reasonably handsome, reasonably funny, successful, educated, sweet, well-hung gentleman. Well, I can still tear you to shreds verbally. Because you've got Bad Dick Energy.